May 2013
pinkiguanodon:
Dear Jordan,
I’m sorry I’m not coming tonight. Crappy stuff is happening and I don’t feel good. But I hope you have funnnn!!!!!
Dear Lisa,
It won’t be the same without you there to be awkward with me.
I hope you feel better though!
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
oakbaby:
“you’re going to make a man very happy someday” no im not. Im going to ruin his life
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“I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better,...”
– Sylvia Plath (via have—not)
